If only I could see the world through the eyes of a 3 year old:
On the recent breakup of my brothers relationship:
3 year old: Mummy, Uncle Pete lives with Nanny now
Mummy: Does he?
3 year old: Yeah, cause him and Aunty Teresa aren’t best friends anymore
On toilet etiquette:
Mummy, I know that Grandad is a boy and that Uncle DanDan is a boy and Uncle Petes a boy because they leave they the toilet seat up!