Dear chap on bike
Whilst I commend you for wanting to do your bit for the environment and cycling please don’t act surprised if I nearly take you off your bike when you dart in front me, at night, with no lights, no helmet and no high viz vest.
Nearly doing time for running you over, Me
Dear bloke in the ice cream van
To the left of your steering wheel you’ll see a small lever. Pushing it up or down turns the blinking orange light on the outside of your van on and off and lets everyone else on the road know whether you’re turning left or right.
In future, might I suggest you use it BEFORE you pull out in front of me.
Driving without the aide of a crystal ball, Me
Dear Man sitting in the middle of the roundabout
Did you see the words in the white box that you’ve parked over?
No. Thought not.
Well, the words read KEEP CLEAR and it’s a rule. Not a request.
Sat waiting for you to move the fuck on, Me.