“You want this more than me” Six words. Six little words. Go, on. Count them. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Six. Words. That. Broke. My. Heart. I don’t really remember much about the conversation after we’d had it. But I do remember leaving it feeling like my world had finished right there. I felt …
So… I’ve literally just read The Girl a bedtime story and shortly after she decided she wanted to have a conversation with me. I shit you not, this is how it went: The Girl: D’you know Mummy, I am you and you are me? Me: Really? Why’s that then? The Girl: Nanny said so. Me: …
Disclaimer – I’ve drafted, written and re-written this post several times today. I’ve hit save as draft and I’ve hovered over ‘delete’ a few times because I’m THAT nervous about publishing it………… but I always said that my blog was my space and if I can’t say it here… then I can’t say it anywhere …
Dear chap on bike Whilst I commend you for wanting to do your bit for the environment and cycling please don’t act surprised if I nearly take you off your bike when you dart in front me, at night, with no lights, no helmet and no high viz vest. Idiot. Nearly doing time for running …
I have been really, really shit of late. Looking at the blog, I don’t think I’ve blogged properly since… erm… September I think. How shit is that? Actually don’t answer that – I know how shit it is. So here’s a quick run down on what’s been going on Chez Cherry Red: October First there …
I know we’re in September and #cybermummy seems like it was months ago, but I figured I’d blog about it anyway. Firstly, to the wonderful ladies who spent not an inconsiderable amount of time organising it – thank you. You did a fantastic job. The venue was fabulous and perfectly located. The choices for key …
OH. EM. GEE. Pretty gorgeous eh??? A whole mantle piece full of cock. And do you see the gorgeous humdinger of a cock on the left hand side??? The clear one? He was mine. AAAAALLLLL MINE! His actual name is Columbo The First. You may address him as Senor C. Now, I absolutely plan on telling you …
